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Nothing Has
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A Taco.

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Rounds Fought
EST. ∞ Reign Duration
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Tonight's Matchup

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Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
VS
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PIZZA
Will Lose
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On the Card Tonight TEN CHALLENGERS. ONE VERDICT.
Main Event Undefeated Champion vs. Challenger
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TACO
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PIZZA
THE CHALLENGER

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UNDEFEATED
ROUNDS THROWN
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CHAMPIONSHIP MARGIN
TACOS POLL AT —% · THE REST ROUND TO NOTHING
LAST 24
ROUNDS THROWN, ONE DAY
PEAK HOUR
WHEN THE ARENA FILLS UP
REIGNING CHAMPION
UNDEFEATED SINCE THE FIRST ROUND WAS THROWN
BIGGEST BEATDOWN
MARGIN OF VICTORY
THE MOST ONE-SIDED FIGHT ON RECORD
Tale of the Tape
The aggregate record. One column. One outcome.
ROUNDS FOUGHT
TACO WINS
CHALLENGER WINS
WIN %
CHALLENGERS FACED
CHALLENGERS DEFEATED
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Every challenger. Every outcome. The verdict was never in doubt.